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In honor of masturbation month....

  • 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
  • 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
  • 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
  • 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
  • 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
  • 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
  • 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
  • 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
  • 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
  • 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
  • 11: Top or bottom?
  • 12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
  • 13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
  • 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
  • 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
  • 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
  • 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
  • 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
  • 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
  • 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
  • 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
  • 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
  • 23: How big is too big (peniswise):
  • 24: One sexual thing you would never do:
  • 25: Biggest turn on:
  • 26: Three spots that drive you insane:
  • 27: Worst possible time to get horny:
  • 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
  • 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
  • 30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
  • 31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
  • 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
  • 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
  • 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
  • 35: What your favorite part of your body:
  • 36: Favorite foreplay activities:
  • 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
  • 38: What do you wear to bed?
  • 39: When was the first time you masturbated:
  • 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
  • 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
  • 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
  • 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
  • 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
  • 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
  • 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
  • 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
  • 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
  • 49: Most attractive celebrity?
  • 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
  • 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
  • 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
  • 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
  • 54: Do you have stretch marks?
  • 55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
  • 56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
  • 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
  • 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
  • 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
  • 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
  • 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
  • 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
  • 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
  • 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
  • 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
  • 66: Do you watch porn?
  • 67: How small is too small?
  • 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
  • 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
  • 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
  • 71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
  • 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
  • 73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
  • 74: Booty or Boobs?
  • 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
  • 76: Have you ever been on an official date?
  • 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
  • 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
  • 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
  • 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
  • 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
  • this seems fun
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mybodypeaceofmind:

Me and chris have been going for walks in hopes to become runners one day. :-) I’m a beginner and i’m okay with that.

mybodypeaceofmind:

Me and chris have been going for walks in hopes to become runners one day. :-) I’m a beginner and i’m okay with that.

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I cant believe Dana died from Breast cancer?! what a joke! screw you season 3!

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themilitantbaker:

May 19, 2013

Mike Jeffries

c/o Abercrombie & Fitch
Abercrombie & Fitch Campus
6301 Fitch Path
New Albany, Ohio 43054
 
Hey Mike,
 
I know you’ve been flooded with mail regarding your comments on sizeismbut I wanted to take a second to write you about a project I’ve been working on.
 
As a preface: Your opinion isn’t shocking; millions share the same sentiment. You’ve used your wealth and public platform to echo what many already say. However, it’s important you know that regardless of the numbers on your tax forms, your comments don’t stop anyone from being who they are; the world is progressing in inclusive ways whether you deem it cool or not. The only thing you’ve done through your comments (about thin being beautiful and only offering XL and XXL in your stores for men) is reinforce the unoriginal concept that fat women are social failures, valueless, and undesirable. Your apology doesn’t change this.
 
Well, actually, that’s not all you have done. You have also created an incredible opportunity for social change.
 
Never in our culture do we see sexy photo shoots that pair short, fat, unconventional models with not short, not fat, professional models. To put it in your words: “unpopular kids” with “cool kids”. It’s socially acceptable for same to be paired with same, but never are contrasting bodies positively mixed in the world of advertisement. The juxtaposition of uncommonly paired bodies is visually jarring, and, even though I wish it didn’t, it causes viewers to feel uncomfortable. This is largely attributed to companies like yours that perpetuate the thought that fat women are not beautiful. This is inaccurate, but if someone were to look through your infamous catalog, they wouldn’t believe me.
I’ve enclosed some images for your consideration. Please let me know what you think.
 
A note: I didn’t take these pictures to show that the male model found me attractive, or that the photographer found me photogenic, or to prove that you’re an ostentatious dick. Rather, I was inspired by the opportunity to show that I am secure in my skin and to flaunt this by using the controversial platform that you created. I challenge the separation of attractive and fat, and I assert that they are compatible regardless of what you believe. Not only do I know that I’m sexy, but I also have the confidence to pose nude in ways you don’t dare. You are more than welcome to prove me wrong by posing shirtless with a hot fat chick; it would thrill me to see such a shoot.
 
I’m sure you didn’t intend for this to be the outcome, but in many ways you’re kind of brilliant. Not only are you a marketing genius (brand exclusivity really is a profitable move) but you also accidentally created an opportunity to challenge our current social construct. My hope is that the combination of these contrasting bodies will someday be as ubiquitous as the socially accepted ideal.
 
Ever so sincerely, 
Jes
 
P.S. If you would like to offer me a “substantial amount” to stop wearing your brand so my association won’t “cause significant damage to your image”, don’t hesitate to email me. I respect you as a business man, and my agent and I would be happy to contribute in furthering your established success.
 
P.P.S. You should know your Large t-shirt comfortably fits a size 22. You might want to work on that.
 

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Jennifer Lawrence rocking Cannes in Christian Dior (May 18)

Jennifer Lawrence rocking Cannes in Christian Dior (May 18)

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“At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.” Frida Kahlo (via poetrea)

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